Yesterday the Wall Street Journal highlighted a great year-end Dr. Seuss parody making the rounds on the Internat. Today they're proud to present its author: Cameron Crise of Fortis Investments in London. Mr. Crise also was kind enough to send them the original Broker Joe poem, complete with illustrations. He also added, “I can only wish that I have less ‘raw material’ to work with next year.”
“Joe” is the brainchild of Cameron Crise, a 36-year-old American currency investor working in London for Dutch-Belgian financial conglomerate Fortis. The narrator of his poem chides pesky bankers who try to sell clients collateralized debt obligations and other foul-looking securities, much like the character in the Dr. Seuss classic who is hounded by Sam-I-Am into eating green eggs.
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More sub-prime verse? . . . .
- A poem by Chief Economist David Resler (to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas)
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